Maternity Leave

One of my colleagues leaves tomorrow to begin maternity leave. She will be the second in two months. Our team is starting to get a reputation of pregnant women. There are wagers now on who will be the next to fall pregnant. You can count me out.

I have one already born by c-section. I don’t fancy the idea of 9lb little person being squeezed down a tube and hole the width of a marble. Not my idea of a fun time. No wonder the kid is screaming when it pops out. Can’t be fun for them either. That’s probably why some of them don’t want to be born. Can’t face the fleshy straight jacket.

Hope the weather is warmer for her when she goes into labour. I’m sure the baby won’t put in an appearance while it’s this cold. Poor little mite will be freezing it’s little boll*cks off!

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